I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.

• I really need to change my luck
• Surely this is a dream
• I deserve a break

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out over a car. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.

I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

You guys won't believe this just occurred. This is insane, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.

• I can't even
• Like, for real
• I need to document this

See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!

It's Beyond Me

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I here struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?